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Fired Demotivational Poster


FINALLY - I'll drink this with my deep fried celery.


TAGS: bacon diet coke celery deep fired drink
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
i should have just put this in the bacon thread
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
LMAO! I love that Pzy handles this!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:35 pm

we all start in the basement.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:34 pm
yeah, one of my early ones. anyone feel free to 1L or recaption it
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:43 pm
Back again, Zammuelist? Who lifted your ban?
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
gapes in awe


LAID OFF - "Son, I don't know how we're going to get along without you... but starting Monday we're going to try."


TAGS: funny fired
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - March 22, 2011, 11:08 pm
Thanks
Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:26 am
Love this. 5L's
agdaniele - March 17, 2011, 11:17 pm
Excellence.


AMBITION - He asked me where I saw myself in two years. I said, 'Running this company instead of you.' How's firing me gonna help with that?




THE TOWERING INFERNO -


TAGS: logic firedrill school
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:11 pm
Thank you all for the kind, humorous and fact filled comments. The 5 trampled small people really made me smile... : )
robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:43 pm
5 trampled small people
CloudchaserS - December 2, 2012, 11:10 am
Fun fact. That movie inspired the song Disco Inferno (Burn Baby Burn)
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Not at all Grey. The reason it was practiced that way was to allow the smallest a glimpse of where the exit was located before the shoving, fighting mass of tall ones blocked their view. Thanks for the first 5L of my day.


SECURITY -




OGGLING YOUR BOSS'S WIFE - usually results in one of these




EXPERIENCE -




KELLY DISCOVERS - That Brad's 'Mini-Glock' has just misfired.




THE HUMAN CANNONBALL - One of the only professions in which one gets hired and fired in one day.


TAGS: human cannonball hired and fired
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Jalozyin

fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:26 pm
A job where you're hired specifically to get fired.... repeatedly. Optional Safety Net not included.


Angry People -


TAGS: burned fired hothead
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:17 am
Most profound thing I've heard today! 5'd and faved!
Greeny - January 24, 2014, 8:17 pm
Oh the plurality of it all


THE MAIL ROOM GUY - always waits till about 4pm on friday to bring the mail.


TAGS: your fired have a good weekend your services are not longer needed for the rest of your life
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm
That bastard. I have had this happen to me before. I laughed when i got it and told them thanks for the vacation i had been bithcin about.


DESPAIR -




MOTIFAKING AT WORK - Ohhh boy When my boss finds out.....




"Any questions?" -


TAGS: fired
Rating: 3.5/5

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demoted -


TAGS: demoted investigated fired oops
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:38 am
Reminds me of the sight late-night at a Walmart last Halloween... Young beauty in leather mini-dress & "hunky" young dude in cop uniform together, as either cop & ho' or stripper & bachelorette were my best guesses.
rerun - January 11, 2016, 7:42 pm

I'm not a police officer....and I have never been arrested.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:06 pm
The truth will come out Rerun so best hear it from you 1st. Were you the wearer or wearee? Wait, that's pretty much the same thing, right? 5L'd it either way.
mizzdizz - January 10, 2016, 3:21 pm
REALLY?!!!!!!!!!!! CHOICE!!!!!!!! laughing even harder than I did yesterday!!!! Thanks, Rerun! I needed a good laugh! I had someone use the novelty cuffs to restrain an armed burglar! LOL!
rerun - January 9, 2016, 7:31 pm

All I am going to say is that there is some truth to this poster.
mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 12:27 pm
O-M-F-G!!!! I'm sure that has happened at some point! I'd never let the officer live it down, EVER! Laughing so hard it huuurrrrrrts!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


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